Tuesday, March 20, 2012

My morning

Things are always funnier when you are sleep deprived.



Normally, I put on make-up like this:




However, when I'm tired, I put it on like this:




 It's hard to hold a bunch of food you bought in a sleepy stupor.





So, I solved the problem brilliantly.

And that is why God gave us pockets!




Of course, just my luck - I so happened to stand behind a super hot chick when I went to get coffee.  I drew her from memory, but I'm pretty sure that this illustration is accurate.








I felt awkward.  


I decided to remove my bags, since they made me look pregnant.  In the worse possible way.





It was kinda like a peace offering to the hot girl.  A way of saying, "Please don't judge me."



She left.  I got myself more coffee as consolation.

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