Things are always funnier when you are sleep deprived.
Normally, I put on make-up like this:
However, when I'm tired, I put it on like this:
It's hard to hold a bunch of food you bought in a sleepy stupor.
So, I solved the problem brilliantly.
|And that is why God gave us pockets!|
Of course, just my luck - I so happened to stand behind a super hot chick when I went to get coffee. I drew her from memory, but I'm pretty sure that this illustration is accurate.
I felt awkward.
I decided to remove my bags, since they made me look pregnant. In the worse possible way.
It was kinda like a peace offering to the hot girl. A way of saying, "Please don't judge me."
She left. I got myself more coffee as consolation.